Im playing harry potter lego on my xbox and its literally hilarious




What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

“People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness.”
- (via sensitizes)